In aus.culture.gothic, Neef wrote:

NO!
I'm to damn busy boycotting Nestle Baby Killer products!
I'm far to busy boycotting the 1980 Olympics in Moscow! (1)
Im more concerned with Boycotting Dogs becuase they're Mans best
friend! What about wimmin Huh!? Arent wimmin alowed to have best
friends as well!?
Im far to busy boycotting Oxygen because its got Heroin in it! What
else do you think the H stands for!??

In fact, I'm boycotting Boycotting!
HAH! Hows that wunderkind!?
How you like dem apples!??

You want me to boycott PVC?
GIVE ME REASONS!!!!!
Give me reasons why I should boycott this wonder of modern technology!
This Poly Vinyl chloride material which has given *so much* to the
goth community of the world!
It may be a cliche, but so is white makeup!
Eyeliner!
Little squiggly Eye of Horus thingies drawn underneath your great
bulging bloodshot eyes!

You want those boycotted too!?

Silver jewelry!
VELVET!!!!!!!!!!!	
Velvet pants, velvet skirts, velvet jackets, capes, waistcoats!
Velvet underwear!!

Hang on...

You want us to boycott PVC becuase you're with the *wool industry*
arent you!!
You filfthy natural fibre wearing freak!
You perverted, non flammable, smouldering, Beige wearing traitor!
Take your filthy wares somewhere else! You'll not snare us that easily
you fiend of evil!

You want cliche you sheep loving spawn of the devil!?
What about you and your ugly woolen jumpers!
And your *socks!*
And your festy, evil corrupt fine weave dresses!
Oh...dont even try to mention your composite overcoats!
Those damn things are the worst of the lot!

Wool...Its....*disgusting*!
How can you wear something thats been shaved off the back of a poor
defenceless animal!?
I bet you're a vegan too!
I bet you're one of these ecomic rationalists with stylish hip $40
dollar a packet, gauranteed vegan tofu.
Arent you!


I know what you're up to! I know what you're trying to do!
But Ive discovered your filthy scheme! I've found out what you're
doing! 
And now I know, I'll stop at nothing to stop you! NOTHING!!!

You hear me!?
 Absolutely nothing!!!

Get away from me you freak.

Neef (Condemmed by the Space Pope)

(1) A travesty! A travesty I tell you!
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You know, maybe it was the syphilis talking, But some of 
that actually made sense.
neef @ sloth.vurt . net