STATS STUFF:

Name: Dante
Real name: somethin' Noo
E-mail address: dante@ar.com.au
Web page: http://www.ar.com.au/~dante/ (out of date)
Other newsgroups you frequent: alt.gothic(.*), comp.lang.perl(.*), comp.lang.java(.*), aus.computers.linux
Length of time on the 'net: since December '91
Length of time as a net.goth: since 1995
Place of residence: Seedy Apartment in Kings Cross, Sydney

APPEARANCE:

Chromosonal makeup: XY
Age: 22
Height: 5'11" or is it 5"11' sheesh I'm vague today..
Weight: 100-110
Hair for this week: black with that rooty tint coming through
Natural haircolor: brown with a twinge of red
Eyes: GreEn
Tattoos: nup
Piercings: nada
Preferred clothing: black jeans, either nicey nice shirt (Satin/Silk) or just plain boring T, in Winter, a choice of jackets.
Caught in the act clothes*: anything clean in my wardrobe (not much)

[*caught in the act refers to caught in the act of not being goth (oh the horror!)]

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation: Tech support, programmer, Student
But I'd really like to be a: yellow submarine... no wait...
Martial status: Fallen head over heals for someone
Mating status: Monagamous gorgeous g.f
Sexual preference: see above
Number of other acg'ers you've been "intimate" with: news to me!
Religion: Losing it
Hours of sleep per day: 0-5
Time of day when you're at your best: not between 9am-5pm
Pets: soft cuddly toys
Dietary classification: what's that green stuff... ewwwww!
Perky/mopey/neither: generally mellow sometimes perky
Liver: ripped out and replaced with a cast-iron one... heaps better
Hobbies: known to those who know me enough not to say any more

FAVOURITES:

Band: Fields of the Nephilim
Band that you are ashamed to admit you like on here: Umm... can't think
Pub: Don't bother
Cafe: The Amsterdam Cafe (Kings Cross)
Club: Present: Dunno... Past: The Armoury
Epitaph: "The red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only..."
Book/author: William Burroughs, Hunter S Thompson, Poppy Z Brite
TV show: X-Files, Bab5
Actor/actress: Antonio Banderas, Johnny Depp (for F&LiLV below)
Movie: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!
Artist/artwork: the guy that did that Kit Kat ad... HR Giggler
Animal: Nice big cuddly Alsatian!
Food: Hmmmm... Donuts!
Drink: Doh! Chocolate Cha-Cha! (nice yummy chocolate milky potent cocktail!
Texture: Silky, soft and lots of pillows.
Place to go: Home to bed (never get there these days)

MISCELLANY:

If you were stranded on a tropical island, what three things would you want with you?

1) map to Al Capone's secret Cocaine Factory (not Willy Wonka's)
2) A Get off This Island Free card
3) an impossible 3d jigsaw puzzle of a jigsaw puzzle

Thin Elvis or Fat Elvis: Dead Elvis

What is your greatest desire right now: going home to BED!

What pisses you off the most: Betrayal (unless its in a movie which makes for a good plot twist)

What has the exact opposite effect: silence, mellowness, relaxation.

Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: Can the next one be multiple choice? I don't feel too creative today...