STATS STUFF:

Name: David Gerard
Real name: The Reverend Doctor David Gerard, Prestige Elite Church of the SubGenius. So there.
E-mail address: see above
Web page:http://thingy.apana.org.au/~fun/
Other newsgroups you frequent: alt.gothic, alt.religion.scientology, various aus.* newsgroups
Length of time on the 'net: First met it in 1988; returned in 1994.
Length of time as a net.goth: 1995. In fact, alt.gothic brought me back to g*th.
Place of residence: Melbin.

APPEARANCE:

Chromosonal makeup: XY
Age: 31
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 90kg
Hair for this week: fluffy bleach blond
Natural haircolor: brown turning grey
Eyes: blue
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: 0
Preferred clothing: black
Caught in the act clothes*: I'm even goth in my Kylie shirt, mate.

[*caught in the act refers to caught in the act of not being goth (oh the horror!)]

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation: Net bum
But I'd really like to be a: paid Net bum
Marital status: shacked up
Mating status: recently shacked up
Sexual preference: lots please!
Number of other acg'ers you've been "intimate" with: more than 0 (in fact, more than 2)
Religion: SubGenius http://www.subgenius.com/
Hours of sleep per day: 6-10
Time of day when you're at your best: evening
Pets: Nietzsche (The Girl's cat)
Dietary classification: financial vegetarian
Perky/mopey/neither: perky!
Liver: still there and ticking
Hobbies: net bum

FAVOURITES:

Band: I have thousands of records, and you expect me to pick *one*?
Band that you are ashamed to admit you like on here: hmph!
Pub: Dickens, Empress; Corner Hotel is my new local.
Cafe: Blue Elephant (large good food cheap and fast)
Club: *zip thunk* five foot long w/ spike through the end
Epitaph: "He ate the world before the world ate him"
Book/author: see rekerds
TV show: MediaBitch
Actor/actress: bleh
Movie: movies piss me off
Artist/artwork: this week: Jhonen Vasquez (Johnny The Homicidal Maniac)
Animal: Nitchkie!
Food: yes please
Drink: yes *please*
Texture: skin, velvet, silk
Place to go: bed!

MISCELLANY:

If you were stranded on a tropical island, what three things would you want with you?

1) The Girl [see, Karina, you come FIRST!]
2) computer
3) IP connection

Thin Elvis or Fat Elvis: McGinnis

What is your greatest desire right now: money

What pisses you off the most: commercial television

What has the exact opposite effect: money!

Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: nuh.